Meet DESPURREAUX & ROSS YELLER!

Thoroughly convinced they're the stars of a beloved franchise, and somehow still available for adoption, these two best friends have reached the age where most kittens start settling down. Unfortunately, no one appears to have informed them.

DESPURREAUX:
A tiny white knight who approaches every day like it's the opening chapter of an adventure novel, Despurreaux remains fueled by equal parts courage, optimism, and a complete inability to recognize when something might be a bad idea. Beneath the heroics, however, is one of the sweetest cats you'll ever meet: deeply affectionate, endlessly devoted, and fully committed to following his people from room to room like a loyal sidekick who never got the memo about personal space.

ROSS YELLER:
Curious, intense, and operating with the energy of a man who just discovered dinosaurs for the first time, Ross continues to narrate every aspect of his life as though he's filming an educational special. Every crinkle, shadow, toy, and household object demands investigation, and every discovery requires immediate commentary. He is endlessly entertaining, surprisingly clever, and completely incapable of experiencing a thought privately.

Together, they've evolved into a perfectly balanced partnership. Despurreaux charges bravely into situations; Ross analyzes them. Despurreaux creates the adventure; Ross documents it. They spend their days chasing each other through the house, collaborating on increasingly questionable projects, and collapsing into a tangled pile of purring friendship whenever the workday is done.

Well past the fragile baby stage and fully entering their "tiny cats with enormous personalities" era. They're confident, social, endlessly entertaining, and already come with a built-in best friend.

Looking for twice the fun, half the introductions, and a friendship so committed it probably qualifies as a legal partnership? Despurreaux & Ross are vaccinated (rabies and FVRCP), microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, neutered and ready to bring their ongoing series to a home of their own.