Meet ALANIS MORHISSETTE!

Born in a Torrance backyard, this long-haired tuxie entered the world already equipped with the kind of feral-born intuition and razor-edged emotional intelligence that would make her namesake proud - wide-eyed, hyper-attuned, and moving through those first weeks like a tiny songwriter gathering material. When she was brought indoors at 10 weeks, she didn’t stumble into domesticity so much as stalk into it, surveying every corner with the wary poise of a kitten who’s absolutely lived the metaphorical version of You Learn and isn’t about to hand over her trust just because you have opposable thumbs.

Yet beneath that initial “do not disturb, I’m processing” exterior is a slow-blooming softness that hits with the same unexpected emotional punch as a late-’90s chorus. Every day she steps a little closer, testing out head bumps like demo tracks, offering slow blinks that read like inside jokes, and letting you brush her dramatic plume of fur with the careful surrender of someone quietly rewriting their own narrative. She’s got that unmistakable Alanis duality: half diary-entry vulnerability, half razor-sharp backbone, and wholly committed to letting affection build on her terms. Once she decides you’re worth the verse, her whole demeanor shifts into something electric: a kitten who trades caution for curiosity, solitude for connection, and guarded glances for a purr that lands like a soft, unexpected bridge.

Looking for a companion with grit, grace, and the kind of angsty brilliance that turns every day into a new track? Alanis will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and spayed.