Meet ANA DE CLAWRMAS!

Already booked and busy, Ana de Clawrmas did not begin her story in a sun-drenched villa with a glam team on retainer. Rather, she began it in a dumpster in East LA - discarded, overlooked, and entirely unimpressed with the casting choices life had made on her behalf. Fortunately, Ana is not a background character; she is a lead. And leads do not remain in dumpsters.

Sleek as a midnight gown and with eyes that gleam like she knows exactly how this ends, Ana has the kind of presence that stops you mid-scroll. She moves with elastic confidence, as if every hallway is a runway and every crumpled paper ball exists solely for her athletic exhibition. Playful? Absolutely. Spunky? Without question. This is a kitten who will launch herself off the couch with reckless optimism, execute a mid-air twist that feels suspiciously rehearsed, and then trot back over as if to say, “You’re welcome.”

But beneath the drama is pure delight. Ana purrs on contact - no NDA required. She leans into pets with full-body commitment, flops over in dramatic surrender, and greets you with the lifted-tail enthusiasm of someone who has decided you are now part of her inner circle. She is affectionate without being clingy, confident without being chaotic, and bold enough to believe the best chapters are still ahead.

Ana is vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, spayed, and auditioning for a forever home with soft blankets, consistent snacks, and an audience willing to appreciate her star quality. Link to application in bio.