Meet BEN WILHISS!

A menace to absolutely no one (unless you count hearts, which he slashes through with alarming efficiency), this floofy tabby has all the chaotic charisma of his namesake Ben Willis, minus the hook, the rain-slicker, and the whole revenge-driven maritime murder spree. His idea of a haunting? Sitting three inches behind you in total silence until you turn around and shriek because you didn’t hear him come in.

The truth is, Ben knows what you did last summer, and doesn’t care. Truly. He’s not here to blackmail you, stalk you, or send ominous notes written in suspiciously neat handwriting. He just wants snuggles, shoulder perches, and the privilege of being your shadow from dawn to dusk - basically, your own personal clingy ghost, but adorable and purring. He’s social with other cats, delighted by toys, and positively convinced that every human was placed on Earth specifically to admire him.

Ben is vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and neutered.

If you’re ready for a kitten who loves deeply, lurks softly, and forgives instantly, fill out an application!