Meet CAESAR FLEAKERMAN!

Straight outta Compton, this spectacularly handsome flamepoint arrived with an upper respiratory infection, a face worthy of Capitol television, and absolutely no understanding of personal boundaries. Although his respiratory symptoms have since resolved completely, his pathological need to be the center of attention appears to be a chronic condition for which modern veterinary medicine offers no treatment.

Named for the flamboyant host of The Hunger Games, Caesar possesses all the charisma of his big screen counterpart and considerably less restraint. Aggressively affectionate and outrageously social, he greets complete strangers with enthusiastic headbutts, thunderous purrs, and the sort of unsolicited physical advances that would ordinarily trigger an investigation by human resources. Unfortunately, his audience is universally delighted, which has done absolutely nothing to discourage his increasingly inappropriate behavior.

Like his namesake, Caesar understands that popularity is everything, although his campaign strategy consists primarily of commandeering laps, rubbing his face against unsuspecting humans, and demanding affection with the persistence of a Capitol propagandist. He has never encountered a stranger he didn’t immediately adore, a hand he didn’t consider available for petting, or a moment of human privacy he didn’t regard as an intolerable act of political repression.

Having successfully charmed everyone within reach, Caesar is now seeking a permanent audience willing to indulge his extravagant demands for affection. The odds may be ever in your favor, but the likelihood of ever enjoying an uninterrupted trip to the bathroom again is practically nonexistent.

Caesar will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and neutered.