Meet CAROL SPURRKA!

Named after that Carol from Pluribus - the one who weaponizes intelligence, treats empathy like a strategic resource, and never wastes a sentence - Carol Spurrka entered the world outdoors, feral-adjacent, and deeply unconvinced that humans were part of the solution. Born in the Valley and rescued at just eight weeks old, she arrived with sharp instincts, sharper opinions, and a working theory that trust should be earned, not freely distributed.

Then she gathered more data. And changed her mind.

Since entering our care, Carol has completed a full ideological shift and is now firmly pro-human, pro-lap, and extremely pro "why are you not petting me right now.” She’s discovered that hands are excellent, laps are in fact luxurious, and indoor life is not only efficient but emotionally fulfilling. She still surveys a room like a junior analyst with a fresh notebook - alert, observant, and quietly clocking everything - but the conclusions now include "this couch is good" and "these people are mine." As a tortoiseshell, she fits the archetype perfectly: soft colors, sharp intelligence, and a gaze that says, I’ve reviewed the evidence and I approve.

Carol doesn’t play so much as run highly enthusiastic field tests. Toys are trial programs, furniture is infrastructure, and other cats are collaborators, wrestling partners, and occasional co-conspirators. Her curiosity is engaging, her play energetic, and her affection - now freely given - is warm, present, and deeply intentional. She’s not a chaos goblin; she’s a clever, confident kitten who knows what she wants and is no longer shy about asking for it.

Looking for a kitten with brains, confidence, and a fully unlocked soft side? Carol has done the work, is ready to bring her glow-up home, and will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea-treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and spayed.