Meet the CATCHELLA BOYS!

Plucked from a puddle in Montebello, Justin Biepurr, Major Lazfur, and Swae Flea made their debut at just two days old - umbilical cords still attached, no mother in sight, and absolutely no business surviving the opening act they’d been handed. What followed was less a slow climb and more an immediate rebrand: round-the-clock bottle service, constant handling, and the kind of early access most acts only pretend they had.

JUSTIN BIEPURR: An ethereal little heartthrob with a suspiciously strong sense of his audience, Justin balances chaos and sincerity with unnerving precision. One moment he’s backstage-at-Coachella energy - high activity, low oversight, questionable choices - and the next he’s inches from your face delivering an intimate acoustic set, purring like the connection is real because, inconveniently, it is. No lines, no crowds - just immediate, front-row access.

MAJOR LAZFUR: A softly dramatic, smoke-toned presence operating as both artist and production team, Major is less interested in attention and more focused on control of the overall experience. He moves with intent, initiating cuddle pile-ups, redirecting traffic, and building momentum until your living room feels like a perfectly curated VIP section - except everyone belongs there and no one is pretending they “don’t even like crowds.”

SWAE FLEA: A long-haired flame point who appears to exist exclusively in golden hour, Swae Flea delivers floaty, hypnotic energy - soft, addictive, impossible to ignore. He glides into your space like a perfectly timed sunset set, drapes across your shoulders, and settles in as if the lighting, mood, and your emotional response were all prearranged. The purring is constant, the presence effortless, and you won’t have to watch him through your phone to prove you were there.

Justin, Major, and Swae will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea-treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and neutered.