Meet CHARLES "JEFFECITO" JEFFURSON!

Rescued before his personal storyline could veer fully into “1980s cautionary tale,” Jeffecito and his brother arrived scrappy, chaotic, and already deeply committed to bad decisions made with enormous self-belief. Now safely indoors, Jeffecito has redirected his energy toward wrestling, screaming through closed doors, and attempting to turn every household object into a liability.

Sweet-faced but carrying the exhausted energy of someone whose car just got wrecked by a deeply unserious friend, he approaches life like he’s one inconvenience away from a complete psychological collapse. Equal parts clingy best friend and tiny stress response, he specializes in dramatic sighs, betrayed stares, and watching his brother’s latest stunt like he’s calculating damages in real time.

Jeffecito brings the full Fast Times experience: nonstop antics, questionable judgment, surprising emotional vulnerability and will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and neutered.