Meet CHASE INFURNITI!

Found living underneath a house in South Central with her four colorpoint kittens - the now-iconic Met Gala litter - Chase arrived like a woman exiting an afterparty through a service entrance: slightly disheveled, still impossibly beautiful, and somehow maintaining perfect composure under deeply questionable circumstances. Young, elegant, and alarmingly friendly for someone who had been raising children under a house, she carries herself with the calm confidence of a person who has absolutely been photographed stepping out of a black SUV in archival couture.

Like her namesake, Chase has the kind of face that suggests she’s both cooler than you and somehow still willing to sit in your lap. A striking lynx point with icy blue eyes, editorial-level bone structure, and subtle tabby detailing that looks hand-painted by a stylist with excellent taste, she gives downtown It Girl energy with unexpectedly wholesome emotional availability.

Yet despite her highly curated appearance, she is remarkably unpretentious. She’s affectionate immediately, follows people around like she’s networking at an industry event, and greets strangers with the confidence of someone who has never once considered the possibility of rejection. She’s social, playful, deeply charming, and fully ready to move on from the “single mother living beneath residential property” chapter of her career.

Chase is vaccinated (rabies & FVRCP), microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and spayed, and currently accepting applications for permanent placement with humans capable of appreciating beauty, resilience, and a cat who looks like she’s been on at least three best-dressed lists.