Meet CORNELL YOUNG THE FURTH!

Much like his namesake, who seemingly materialized out of nowhere and promptly became the internet’s latest collective obsession, this devastatingly handsome young man made an equally unexpected entrance when he appeared, like an apparition, in a feral colony in Pomona. One minute, nobody knew he existed. The next, an extraordinarily beautiful stranger was mingling with the locals, apparently unaware that he was several tax brackets too attractive for his surroundings. Clearly, he was destined for A Different World.

With piercing blue eyes, a sumptuous caramel-colored coat, and the sort of facial symmetry that inspires fan accounts and deeply embarrassing public declarations, Cornell is a magnificent snowshoe mix whose arrival raises some legitimate questions. Where did he come from? How did a kitten who looks like a limited-edition luxury accessory end up in such a low-budget production? And who, precisely, allowed this much beauty to circulate without professional representation?

Despite his meteoric rise to superstardom, Cornell remains remarkably unburdened by professional obligations. His résumé is conspicuously thin, his educational credentials nonexistent, and his principal contribution to society thus far has been looking sensational from virtually every angle. Nevertheless, he possesses that elusive quality casting directors spend entire careers trying to identify: the ability to command attention while doing absolutely nothing.

Unlike most overnight sensations, Cornell is seeking a permanent commitment. His ideal family will appreciate his extraordinary beauty, indulge his kitten antics, and welcome another kitten into the household alongside him. After all, even the most sought-after leading men need someone to share the spotlight.

Cornell will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and neutered.