Meet DISCORD CATTAMS!

In a plot twist so tasteless and tone deaf it barely needs a judge's critique, Discord and his three siblings were dumped in the parking lot of a Hobby Lobby, a company notable for its questionable vibe toward a certain kind of fabulous. Thankfully, the colony feeder happened to witness this crime against decency and swooped in, ushering these four tiny queens to safety. After a costume change, wig adjustment, and lash reapplication, they’re polished and prepared to sashay directly into their forever homes.

A fluffy, opinionated prince with a talent for stirring the pot, Discord thrives on drama. One minute he’s chirping at shadows, the next he’s ambushing his siblings. He’s bold, he’s brash, he’s endlessly pettable, and he absolutely expects applause for simply entering the room.

Ready to adopt a cast member of season-defining icons? Discord is vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and spayed/neutered, fill out an application!