Meet ED SHRIEKAN!

Named for Ed Sheeran on account of his striking physical resemblance and impressive vocal chops, this long-haired flame point operates under the firm belief that every moment is better with a live performance. Picture the artist reimagined as a kitten with zero concept of personal space and a deep, unshakable commitment to being heard, and you’re getting close.

Like his namesake, Ed doesn't come in quietly. He arrives. Announces himself. Stays on the mic. Whether it’s a full-throated solo about the injustice of a closed bathroom door or a soft, acoustic-style purr directly into your clavicle, this boy is committed to the bit. Silence is simply not part of his brand.

Visually, Ed is soft-focus, golden-hour perfection - a plush cream coat kissed with warm apricot points, like he wandered out of a very earnest album cover. But don’t let the aesthetic fool you. This is not a background artist. This is a front-and-center, emotionally available, physically attached experience.

Indeed, affectionate doesn’t quite cover it. Ed is a full-scale stage five clinger with a talent for proximity. Lap? Claimed. Shoulder? Scaling it. Personal bubble? Never heard of her. He will follow you from room to room like a loyal tour manager who also insists on being held at every stop.

And the voice! He’s got range. He’s got stamina. He’s got opinions. Expect commentary on your morning routine, your snack choices, and any delay in scheduled cuddle time. If you’ve ever wanted a cat who treats daily life like an intimate concert set, congratulations - he’s already warming up.

Looking for connection, constant companionship, and a little bit of chaos wrapped in a very soft, very vocal package? Ed Shriekan is vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and neutered.