Meet the cast of EUPHURIA!

Discovered living outside a homeless shelter in Long Beach, this deeply chaotic ensemble was surviving on grit, mutual codependency, and the kind of emotional volatility that usually ends with someone crying in eyeliner under fluorescent lighting. Equal parts glitter, trauma response, and aggressively committed eye contact, they arrived with no stable housing, questionable impulse control, and the unmistakable energy of kittens who have collectively seen too much too young.

Now safely indoors and operating with dramatically improved production value, they’ve redirected their energy toward a new objective: securing permanent placement with someone capable of handling a little drama, a lot of affection, and the occasional emotionally charged 3 a.m. zoomie episode.

MADDY PAWREZ:
Beautiful, confrontational, and operating at permanent main-character intensity, Maddy delivers affection like a privilege and judgment like a sport.

RUE BENKITT: Exhausted, observant, and emotionally overinvested, Rue moves through life like she’s carrying the emotional weight of an entire HBO season while still somehow finding time to fall off the couch mid-breakdown.

ASHSTRAY:
Tiny, fearless, and catastrophically unconcerned with consequences, Ash launches himself into every situation like a kitten who genuinely believes he’s untouchable.

JULES CLAWGHN:
Dreamy, magnetic, and emotionally disorienting, Jules has perfected the art of making prolonged eye contact feel like a life event.

FUZZCO:
Socially gifted and effortlessly charming, Fuzzco carries himself like the mildly dangerous guy at the party everyone knows is trouble and still invites anyway.

The Euphuria kittens will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and spayed/neutered.