Meet EVAN LOFTHISS & TOM LOFTHISS!

With the adoption of Purrtricia, Ruth, Wyck, and Sheriff Clawmons, the population of Widow’s Bay has undergone a dramatic decline, leaving the Lofthiss brothers as the last two residents awaiting evacuation.

Rescued with their siblings from an abandoned garage in Venice - which is approximately three ominous fog banks and one inexplicable maritime legend away from being the opening scene of Widow’s Bay - Evan and Tom have already experienced enough dubious real estate, mysterious circumstances, and spectacularly inadequate adult supervision for one lifetime. Now they would very much like homes of their own.

EVAN LOFTHISS: Evan has the weary expression of someone who was born a few months ago and is already profoundly disappointed by institutional leadership. While the adults debate whether anything unusual is happening, Evan has reviewed the evidence, reached the obvious conclusion, and would now like to be excluded from the narrative. He is affectionate, playful, and perfectly happy to participate in household chaos provided nobody expects him to pretend it constitutes responsible governance.

TOM LOFTHISS: Like Mayor Tom Loftis, Tom Lofthiss remains stubbornly committed to the proposition that everything is completely under control despite an increasingly persuasive body of evidence to the contrary. Strange noises from the hallway? Normal. Unidentified object demolished overnight? Routine municipal maintenance. A 3 a.m. stampede through the house for reasons known only to him? Excellent news for tourism. Tom doesn’t deny reality so much as enthusiastically rebrand it.

Evan and Tom will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and neutered.