Meet COLIN FLEAVEY & DENNIS FLEAVEY!

Sentenced to die at Devore for the heinous crime of having contracted upper respiratory infections, these brothers recently found themselves facing a remarkably permanent solution to a problem that ultimately required approximately four bucks' worth of doxycycline to fix. Fortunately, before the shelter could carry out its treatment plan, these tiny floofs were sprung from death row, medicated, and given the opportunity to demonstrate that they were, in fact, perfectly salvageable kittens.

COLIN FLEAVEY: Chief architect of most adventures, Colin possesses the same relentless enthusiasm that once drove Colin Creevey to photograph absolutely everything in sight. Every toy demands investigation. Every room contains undiscovered wonders. Every human is presumed thrilled by his arrival. Affectionate, outgoing, and entirely unburdened by concepts like personal space, Colin moves through life with the energy of a first-year Hogwarts student who has just spotted Harry Potter in the corridor.

DENNIS FLEAVEY: Dennis may be slightly less dramatic, but only slightly. Sweet, playful, and eager to follow Colin into whatever chaos is currently unfolding, he approaches the world with the confidence of someone who fell into the Great Lake on his very first trip to Hogwarts and somehow interpreted the experience as encouragement. Nothing rattles him for long, and every new situation is treated as though it will obviously work out in his favor.

Together, these boys operate as a tiny furry mutual-aid society. They wrestle, chase, cuddle, groom one another, and conduct joint investigations into matters that absolutely do not concern them. Separating them - while doable - would likely result in several strongly worded owls, a Ministry inquiry, and at least one unflattering appearance in the Daily Prophet.

Colin & Dennis are vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and neutered.