Friends

Meet THE FRIENDS kittens!

Meet the cast of the most chaotic sitcom never picked up by network television: six kittens, one apartment, and absolutely no adult supervision. Discovered before they could fully establish their alliances, rivalries, and deeply held opinions about the ownership of the good chair, this tiny ensemble already generates impressive levels of drama, mischief, and inexplicable emotional bonding within a very small square footage.

PHOEBE FLOOFAY:
Eccentric, affectionate, and spiritually ungoverned, Phoebe drifts through kittenhood inventing games no one else understands and occasionally staring into the void like she’s receiving important cosmic updates.

MEWNICA GELLER:
Focused, efficient, and quietly competitive about absolutely everything, Mewnica has taken it upon herself to run a tight domestic operation while still making time for highly committed, professional-grade cuddling.

JOEY TRIBBICLAWNI:
Endearingly enthusiastic and guided almost entirely by the possibility that something might be edible, Joey greets every creature, object, and life experience with boundless optimism and very little strategic planning.

CHANDLER SPRING:
Observant, dryly expressive, and armed with impeccable comedic timing, Chandler prefers to watch the chaos unfold before abruptly bouncing into the action with the kind of energy that suggests gravity is more of a suggestion.

RACHEL PREEN:
Polished, socially gifted, and deeply committed to personal grooming, Rachel moves through life with the quiet confidence of someone who fully expects the camera - and the snacks - to find her.

ROSS YELLER:
Curious, intense, and prone to loudly narrating his own discoveries, Ross approaches every toy, shadow, and mysterious sound like a groundbreaking scientific breakthrough.

Looking to add a little laughter, a little chaos, and a lot of kitten energy to your household? The Friends kittens will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and spayed/neutered in early to mid April.