Meet FURNEAS!

Rescued alongside his sister, Billie Eilhissh, before the pair could spend their childhoods surviving outdoors, Furneas has since watched his littermate get catapulted to superstardom after landing a forever home of her own. Indeed, such is the fate of every producer: the talent gets the magazine covers while the genius behind the operation is left wondering whether anyone has accidentally misplaced his Grammy.

Like his namesake, Furneas is the creative force behind the operation. Endlessly curious, suspiciously intelligent, and entirely incapable of respecting professional boundaries, he approaches every cabinet, grocery bag, laptop, laundry basket, and closed door as though someone has hidden classified information inside. If you’re doing something, he’s helping. If you’re not doing something, he’ll gladly find you a project.

Despite all that executive-level oversight, Furneas is an absolute sweetheart. He is exceptionally affectionate, relentlessly playful, deeply social, and firmly convinced that personal space is little more than an industry myth invented by people who have never owned a kitten.

Billie may have gone platinum, but Furneas is still accepting applications for his first devoted fan.

Think this award-worthy producer belongs on your team? Furneas is vaccinated, microchipped, flea-treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and neutered.