The Greyhounds
Meet LIZZIE DAVHISS, COACH BEARD, TED CATSO, GEMMA STRAY, & ROY KITT!
Abandoned in a Hobby Lobby parking lot by someone clearly inspired by the store’s longstanding commitment to questionable decisionmaking, these five flooftastic recruits were left to contemplate their futures somewhere between the fake florals and the evangelical home décor. Fortunately, they have responded to a catastrophic opening season with resilience, teamwork, and zero intention of letting one crappy human determine how their story ends.
LIZZIE: Like Richmond’s new defender, Lizzie understands that when everything descends into chaos, sometimes you plant your feet and refuse to be moved. Confident, affectionate, and gloriously fuzzy, she is prepared to guard her new home against intruders, injustice, and anyone attempting to divide a Churu unfairly.
BEARD: Quiet, inscrutable, and operating with information unavailable to the rest of us, Beard observes the surrounding chaos with the unnerving calm of someone who has already considered every possible outcome. He offers no explanations, and we have learned not to ask.
TED: The lone orange tabby in a sea of brown, Ted possesses the relentless optimism of a man who could be dumped beside a shopping cart corral and somehow turn it into a motivational seminar. Outgoing and magnificently fluffy, he regards everyone as a future friend suffering from a temporary failure of imagination.
GEMMA: Like Gemma Jay, Gemma knows that the sensible career path isn’t always the right one. After a brief stint as a Hobby Lobby parking lot attendant, she’s ready to follow her instincts toward a home, a family, and a life with considerably better benefits. No law degree required.
ROY: He’s here. He’s there. He’s everywhere you were hoping to sit. Beneath an imposing quantity of tabby floof resides a perpetually irritated little footballer who would prefer everyone stop talking and get on with it. Unfortunately for the reputation he has worked very hard to cultivate, he is also an enormous sweetheart.
The Greyhounds will be delivered vaxxed, chipped, tested, fixed, and preferentially in pairs.
The Greyhounds
Meet LIZZIE DAVHISS, COACH BEARD, TED CATSO, GEMMA STRAY, & ROY KITT!
Abandoned in a Hobby Lobby parking lot by someone clearly inspired by the store’s longstanding commitment to questionable decisionmaking, these five flooftastic recruits were left to contemplate their futures somewhere between the fake florals and the evangelical home décor. Fortunately, they have responded to a catastrophic opening season with resilience, teamwork, and zero intention of letting one crappy human determine how their story ends.
LIZZIE: Like Richmond’s new defender, Lizzie understands that when everything descends into chaos, sometimes you plant your feet and refuse to be moved. Confident, affectionate, and gloriously fuzzy, she is prepared to guard her new home against intruders, injustice, and anyone attempting to divide a Churu unfairly.
BEARD: Quiet, inscrutable, and operating with information unavailable to the rest of us, Beard observes the surrounding chaos with the unnerving calm of someone who has already considered every possible outcome. He offers no explanations, and we have learned not to ask.
TED: The lone orange tabby in a sea of brown, Ted possesses the relentless optimism of a man who could be dumped beside a shopping cart corral and somehow turn it into a motivational seminar. Outgoing and magnificently fluffy, he regards everyone as a future friend suffering from a temporary failure of imagination.
GEMMA: Like Gemma Jay, Gemma knows that the sensible career path isn’t always the right one. After a brief stint as a Hobby Lobby parking lot attendant, she’s ready to follow her instincts toward a home, a family, and a life with considerably better benefits. No law degree required.
ROY: He’s here. He’s there. He’s everywhere you were hoping to sit. Beneath an imposing quantity of tabby floof resides a perpetually irritated little footballer who would prefer everyone stop talking and get on with it. Unfortunately for the reputation he has worked very hard to cultivate, he is also an enormous sweetheart.
The Greyhounds will be delivered vaxxed, chipped, tested, fixed, and preferentially in pairs.