Meet HEIDI FURNER!

Like her South Park counterpart, Heidi didn’t come in hot. At first, she was quiet. Observant. Lurking in the periphery like an extra in someone else’s sitcom - a soft-spoken little calico content to watch the chaos from the sidelines. But oh, how the narrative shifted. No longer just a face in the crowd, this cutie has entered her main character arc.

No longer a shy slip of a kitten who politely declines affection, Heidi now leans confidently into touch, flirtatiously chirping for attention and sidling up like she’s been running the house all along. She’s blossomed - not into a diva exactly, but into something more dangerous: a popular girl with humility. Think Regina George with a rescue complex.

Heidi is gorgeous, obviously - her calico coat an abstract masterpiece in orange, black, and cream. But it’s the soft, strategic charm that gets you. She doesn’t demand your attention; she earns it. One blink, one gentle nudge, one dainty little paw stretched toward your sleeve as if to say, “Oh, hi. I guess we could hang out.”

Heidi is an ideal companion for someone who understands that the best relationships are slow-burns - and that sometimes, the quiet ones become the most captivating parts of the story. So, if you’re ready to co-star in a tale of glow-ups, gentle snuggles, and elite-tier social ascension, Heidi Furner is vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, spayed and taking callbacks.