Update: adoption pending for Liam!

Meet COLIN FERAL, CILLIAN FURPHY, and LIAM FLEASON!

Born in a Monterey Park backyard to an exceptionally friendly mom who was somehow managing to raise three tiny orange-and-white heartthrobs within dangerous proximity to Hollywood, these boys entered the world under circumstances that strongly suggested “background tragedy” and nevertheless emerged serving full prestige-cinema male lead.

Although their early days involved dirt, survival instincts, and the kind of uncertainty usually reserved for emotionally crushing Irish dramas, they have since evolved into long-haired, heavily charismatic indoor celebrities whose collective energy suggests they either own a motorcycle, know how to disappear mysteriously for six months, or are moments away from delivering a devastating monologue while staring out a rain-covered window. Equal parts charm, menace, emotional repression, and an almost irresponsible level of charisma, they are now seeking permanent placement with humans capable of surviving this level of cinematic intensity without making catastrophically bad decisions.

COLIN FERAL: Charming in the way historically associated with terrible judgment and excellent stories, Colin ricochets from reckless antics to aggressive affection with the confidence of someone who has never once mistaken chaos for a personal failing.

CILLIAN FURPHY: Quietly intense and carrying the kind of eye contact that suggests he knows something deeply concerning about you, Cillian possesses calculated restraint until suddenly dissolving into affection so sincere it feels almost strategically deployed.

LIAM FLEASON: Broad-faced, slightly world-weary, and projecting the energy of a retired enforcer with unresolved emotional depth, Liam maintains a convincing illusion of toughness right up until he physically attaches himself to your lap and refuses to move.

Prepared to bring a deeply cinematic level of emotional instability and beauty to your household? Colin & Cillian will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, neutered, and would love to go home together.