Meet JOAN CLAWFORD & BETTE DAVHISS!

Left behind when their owner moved, these two breathtaking longhaired torties spent days waiting outside for a family that was never coming back. Fortunately, compassionate neighbors refused to let two Hollywood legends become just another tragic ending. They stepped in, kept these ladies fed, and found them the rescue they deserved.

Much like their namesakes, Joan and Bette possess impossible beauty, commanding screen presence, and the uncanny ability to make everyone else look slightly underdressed. Unlike the famously feuding actresses, however, these two have decided that lifelong friendship is considerably less exhausting than a decades-long publicity war. Needless to say, their publicists are thrilled.

JOAN CLAWFORD: With a face that belongs on a vintage movie poster and enough tortitude to qualify as method acting, Joan carries herself like a bona fide Hollywood legend. She prefers to interview new people before granting them access to her inner circle, but once you’ve passed the audition, she is deeply affectionate, endlessly loyal, and happiest curled up beside her favorite human. She simply believes every great relationship deserves a proper screen test.

BETTE DAVHISS: Graceful, outrageously affectionate, and draped in a coat that deserves its own IMDb page, Bette believes every lap was placed on Earth specifically for her. She greets people like beloved fans, soaks up attention with professional ease, and has never once questioned whether she belongs at the center of the frame. If Joan insists on a proper audition, Bette has already decided you’re perfect for the role.

Joan and Bette are vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and spayed.