The Jonhiss Brood

Update: Adoption Pending for Purryanka, Danielle, Joe & Frankie!

Meet THE JONHISS BROOD!

Discovered like a surprise reunion tour you didn’t know you needed, this six-kitten supergroup arrived fully formed, wildly charismatic, and already fighting over who gets top billing. Equal parts boy band chaos and celebrity power couple energy, they’re here to steal hearts, dominate your living room, and absolutely refuse to break up - because when the chemistry is this good, you don’t mess with the lineup.

NICK JONHISS
Broody, beautiful, and suspiciously self-aware, Nick moves like a tiny leading man - measured, intense, and devastatingly charming - before inevitably ruining the mystique by attacking his own tail with Olympic-level commitment.

KEVIN JONHISS
The underrated king of the group, Kevin is steady, sweet, and quietly hilarious. He is the kitten who doesn’t need the spotlight because he rules the room anyway, preferably from your shoulder like a supportive emotional anchor.

PURRYANKA CHOPRA
With full global icon behavior in a tiny, perfect package, Purryanka enters every room like a red carpet moment, radiating elegance and authority before immediately committing a minor crime for attention, because true stardom requires range.

DANIELLE JONHISS
The glue holding this entire circus together, Danielle is warm, grounded, and effortlessly cool, embodying the kitten equivalent of emotional stability with great hair while quietly running the household as everyone else causes problems.

JOE JONHISS
Fully aware of his frontman status, Joe has the dramatic flair, slow-blink smolder, and emotional range of someone who will absolutely knock a water glass off the table and still make you feel like it was your fault.

FRANKIE JONHISS
Pure wildcard energy in a small body, Frankie is fast, fearless, and operating on a different frequency than the rest of the group, like he showed up uninvited and somehow became everyone’s favorite.

Purryanka, Nick, Kevin, Danielle, Joe, and Frankie are seven weeks old and will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and spayed/neutered.

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