Meet KITNEY SPEARS!

Recently freed from the conservatorship of motherhood (she raised the four *NSYNC kittens), Kitney is baaacck and stronger than yesterday. Finally ready to say "Me Against the World" no more, this doe-eyed tabby is stepping into her own "Circus" era, where the spotlight is hers, the couch is velvet, and someone else is scooping the litter box.

With the elegance of "Lucky," the edge of "Toxic," and just enough "Work B**ch" energy to keep things interesting, Kitney brings serious pop diva vibes to the room - whether she's perched dramatically in a sunbeam or swatting a toy mouse like it insulted her on Instagram. She's got "Radar" locked on any open treat bag, delivers vocals (okay, meows) that say "Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know," and will absolutely do the "Slave 4 U" wiggle if you rub her the right way. You might even find her lounging like she's in a "Perfume" commercial or giving you side-eye so potent it belongs in the "Criminal" video.

Kitney is 12 months old (i.e., not a girl, not yet a woman), fully vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and spayed.

If your heart says "Gimme More" every time you scroll past another tabby, Kitney's your girl.