Meet LILY VAN FUR WOODSEN!

Like her namesake, Lily has spent an impressive amount of time reinventing herself while pretending none of the previous chapters ever happened. Found living beneath a structure in a Long Beach colony with her three kittens in tow, this teenage mother was raising a family from what was essentially the feline equivalent of being quietly banished from the Upper East Side.

Fortunately, every Gossip Girl matriarch eventually finds her way back to the penthouse.

Now safely indoors, Lily has embraced luxury with the confidence of someone who feels mildly offended that it wasn’t offered sooner. Wrapped in a flawless white coat and equipped with the kind of piercing blue eyes that could either secure a trust fund or ruin your life, she moves through the world with effortless elegance and just enough mystery to keep things interesting.

Unlike the human Lily, however, this one has remarkably few ex-husbands, no secret love children, and has yet to conceal any major scandals from the press. She’s simply sweet, gentle, and quietly affectionate, greeting attention with the composed grace of a cat who knows she’s beautiful but doesn’t feel the need to make it everyone else’s problem.

Spotted: one former street cat turned society queen seeking permanent residence. Lily is vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and spayed.

XOXO.