Meet CHIFFAWN, CRHISSTAL, CLAWNETTE, & SEYMOUR KRELPURRN!

Rescued from Skid Row before they could accept employment at Mushnik’s Flower Shop, this quartet has traded homicidal houseplants, missing dentists, and a series of increasingly indefensible life choices for a far more sensible career path: becoming thoroughly spoiled house kittens.

CHIFFAWN: Like Chiffon, Chiffawn possesses the effortless cool of someone who has been narrating everyone else’s bad decisions since Act One. Draped in a gorgeous fawn-colored coat, she observes the unfolding drama with quiet confidence before deciding whether to intervene or simply provide the soundtrack. Usually the latter. After all, she's far too elegant to panic.

CRHISSTAL: Much like Crystal, Crhisstal has never confused being in the chorus with being in the background. Bold, outgoing, and equipped with an opinion on absolutely everything, she’s convinced every room is her stage and every conversation could benefit from her vocal contribution.

CLAWNETTE: If Clawnette had stayed on Skid Row, the plot would’ve moved twice as fast. Friendly, fearless, and physically incapable of minding her own business, she inserts herself into every cuddle, every game, and every household meeting whether she’s invited or not. Her life philosophy can best be summarized as, “Don’t just stand there… do something.”

SEYMOUR KRELPURRN: Just like Seymour Krelborn, this sweet boy has the enormous heart, endearing awkwardness, and underdog charm that make you root for him almost immediately. The difference is that this Seymour learned an important lesson early on: When mysterious strangers offer you extraordinary success in exchange for making increasingly terrible decisions, walk away and eat the Fancy Feast instead.

The Little Shop of Hairrors kittens come microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and spayed/neutered. No Faustian bargains. No extraterrestrial vegetation. No cries of “Feed Me!” (Ok, well maybe.) Just four ridiculously lovable kittens looking for somewhere that’s green - or really, anywhere with a family willing to give them the standing ovation they deserve.