Meet THE MEOWSELINGS!

Rescued from a mysterious all-white colony in the distant northern realm of Ontario, these four tiny rodent-named impostors are ready to trade colony life for couch privileges.

GADGET HACKWRETCH: Don't be fooled by the white velvet exterior; behind those eyes is a relentlessly ticking engineering mind. Inspired by the Rescue Rangers' most brilliantly unhinged inventor, Gadget approaches every curtain, cabinet, and cardboard box as a prototype waiting to happen. The bonus digits are not a quirk - they are tools. Adorable? Absolutely. Unsupervised? At your own risk.

DESPURREAUX: A snow-white vision of improbable bravery, Despurreaux is the spiritual heir to the most heroic mouse ever to pick up a needle-sized sword. Earnest, wide-eyed, and constitutionally incapable of recognizing when something is a bad idea, he will leap from heights that concern you, befriend animals twice his size, and gaze at you with such sincere adoration that you will forgive him immediately for all of it.

ANGELINA MEOWSELING (coming soon!): The prima ballerina of this litter, Angelina carries herself with the grace and single-minded dedication of Mouseland's most famous dancer, which gives her current medical journey - a condition known as microphthalmia - a certain poetic weight. Once she is medically cleared, expect pointed little paws, impeccable poise, and an absolute refusal to be ignored.

Interested in adopting one (or more) of these tiny, mouse-named, definitively-feline masterpieces? The Meowse kittens will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and spayed/neutered.