Meet the MET GALA COLLECTION!

The Met Gala Collection: four tiny couture kittens who arrived with impeccable bone structure, deeply committed aesthetics, and absolutely no understanding of personal boundaries. Pulled together like the world’s most expensive front row after-party, this quartet is serving editorial-level glamour wrapped around the deeply unserious behavior of kittens who still occasionally fall sideways off the couch.

GABRIELLE MEWNION:
Draped in deep espresso-point coloring that looks less “cat” and more “custom couture outerwear,” Gabrielle carries herself with the polished confidence of someone accustomed to being photographed. She's affectionate, playful, and just theatrical enough to make every leap onto the bed feel like a deliberate entrance.

HUNTER SCHAFUR:
With soft lilac tones, impossibly delicate features, and an ethereal presence that suggests she was styled under museum lighting, Hunter specializes in high-fashion fragility paired with deeply chaotic kitten instincts. One moment she’s posed like an avant-garde campaign; the next she’s sprinting through the house at Mach 5 because a dust particle offended her spiritually.

EMMA CHAMPURRLAIN:
A striped lynx point serving layered texture, tonal dimension, and effortless off-duty cool, Emma has the energy of a model who accidentally became relatable by openly admitting she’s running entirely on caffeine and vibes. Equal parts charming, mischievous, and emotionally attached, she would like to be included in every activity immediately, whether invited or not.

COLMAN DOMEWNGO:
A rich chocolate point with dramatic contrast and the quiet intensity of someone who absolutely believes tailoring is a personality trait, Colman moves through a room with measured elegance right up until he launches himself directly into your water glass. Sophisticated in theory, raccoon in practice.

The Met Gala kittens will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and spayed/neutered.