Meet MEWMAEUS & TAILEMACHUS!

Dumped in a milk crate on a ranch in Indio like someone had ordered two tiny Greek heroes from Temu and then refused delivery, these young brothers have already completed an odyssey of their own. Fortunately, theirs involved considerably fewer shipwrecks, cannibals, witches, sea monsters, and men making catastrophically poor decisions in the Mediterranean.

After being rescued by a Good Samaritan, the boys made the long journey from the desert to Pasadena in search of Ithaca - or rather, a climate-controlled home with excellent snacks and people who understand that abandoning kittens in the middle of the desert is not an acceptable rehoming strategy.

MEWMAEUS: Like Eumaeus, Mewmaeus is handsome, loyal, and considerably more dependable than almost everyone else in the story. Lean, athletic, and built like he spent the last decade defending Ithaca rather than sixteen weeks being a baby, he is affectionate, playful, and devoted to his people. Unlike his namesake, however, he has no interest in tending swine. He has seen what humans put in wet food and would prefer not to know how the sausage gets made.

TAILEMACHUS: Like Telemachus, Tailemachus begins his story wondering where the heck everyone responsible for him went. The good news is that he skipped the twenty-year identity crisis and went directly to becoming a ridiculously charming young hero. Sleek, muscular, curious, and exceptionally social, he approaches life with the confidence of someone finally prepared to reclaim his birthright - which appears to be your couch.

Mewmaeus & Tailemachus are vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, neutered, and ready for the one ending Greek literature almost never provides: uncomplicated domestic happiness.