Meet NEVILLE LONGPAWTOM!

Like his Hogwarts namesake, Neville’s story began with remarkably poor odds. Found by a Good Samaritan beside an entrance ramp to the 10 Freeway, this tiny floof somehow managed to survive one of the least kitten-friendly locations imaginable before fate finally decided he’d spent quite enough time tempting Darwin.

Fortunately, unlike Professor Snape, the universe occasionally hands out second chances.

Much like Neville Longbottom, this little tuxie initially gives the impression that life has happened to him rather more often than he’s happened to life. Beneath that slightly bewildered expression, however, is a kitten quietly assembling the confidence to become exactly who he was always meant to be. Every day brings another small act of bravery, whether that’s investigating a new toy, demanding attention, or deciding that your lap is, in fact, a perfectly reasonable place to conquer.

And once Neville decides you’re one of his people? He transforms into an affectionate, playful, endlessly endearing sidekick who would much rather spend his days chasing feather wands, collecting compliments, and supervising your household than dodging freeway traffic like some tiny feline action hero.

The Boy Who Lived may have gotten the headlines, but anyone who actually read the books knows who killed Nagini. Indeed, sometimes the quiet ones save the day.

Neville is vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and neutered.