Meet OLIVIA CLAWDRIGO!

Rescued from the streets of Compton before she could turn a minor inconvenience into a three-time Grammy-winning career, Olivia Clawdrigo is proof that some individuals are simply born with main-character syndrome. A stunning grey-and-white tuxedo kitten with limitless confidence and absolutely no sense of proportion, Olivia experiences every event in life at maximum emotional volume. A closed door is betrayal. A delayed meal is systemic oppression. Another kitten receiving attention is the kind of personal attack that deserves an entire album cycle.

Indeed, much like her namesake, Olivia has built her identity around the conviction that the world has wronged her in deeply specific ways. The key difference is that kitten Olivia has occasionally been right. Born outdoors and left to fend for herself on the streets, she spent the opening chapter of her life dealing with circumstances that were genuinely unfair rather than simply discovering that an ex-boyfriend had moved on.

Now safely indoors, Olivia has redirected that emotional intensity toward more productive pursuits, including demanding affection, supervising household activities she does not understand, and inserting herself into situations that have absolutely nothing to do with her. She is playful, affectionate, endlessly entertaining, and possesses the kind of charisma that allows her to create problems and then somehow emerge as the victim of them.

Olivia is vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and spayed.