MEET PATTY FLEA!

Some kittens make an entrance. Patty Flea makes a statement. This gray scene-stealer barrels into a room like she’s just tossed the script, stolen the prop mouse, and decided the moment belongs to her now. Toys go flying, rules get ignored, and somehow, against all logic, you’re laughing instead of correcting her. Loud, bossy, and allergic to subtlety, Patty doesn’t flirt with attention; she commandeers it and waits for applause.

In the spirit of her namesake from The Studio, Patty is a walking (running, skidding) disruption: pure bravado wrapped in velvet-soft fur. She’s shamelessly expressive, constitutionally incapable of being ignored, and deeply committed to the belief that every scene improves with her involvement. Your feet are supporting actors. Your furniture is a set piece. Silence is merely an awkward pause she plans to fill immediately.

And yet, because the best chaos always comes with heart, Patty is all purrs beneath the bravura. After the pratfalls and power plays, she’ll flop into your lap like a star collapsing after curtain call, suddenly sweet, absurdly affectionate, and pleased with a job well done. Playful, social, and wildly entertaining, she is the kind of kitten who turns daily life into a live taping with no commercial breaks.

If your home is ready for a bold personality, zero edits, and a kitten who knows the spotlight was never optional, Patty Flea is ready for her close-up and is vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and spayed.