Meet PETER PURRKER & MJ SWATSON!

Sentenced to die at SEAACA before they could even make it through their opening credits, these two tiny orange superheroes were rescued from a franchise with an alarmingly high mortality rate and given the one plot twist every kitten deserves: getting out alive.

PETER PURRKER: Like Peter Parker, Peter Purrker is an earnest young hero who did absolutely nothing to deserve the amount of adversity dumped into his origin story. Charming, curious, and constitutionally incapable of minding his own business, he approaches every toy, cabinet, dangling cord, and suspicious noise with the confidence of someone who believes great power comes with great responsibility. Unfortunately, he has neither. He is an orange kitten. What he does have is tremendous enthusiasm, questionable judgment, and the uncanny ability to appear somewhere he absolutely should not be.

MJ SWATSON: Like MJ Watson, MJ Swatson has no intention of spending her life merely waiting around for the superhero to figure himself out. Clever, confident, and entirely capable of carrying the plot herself, MJ is affectionate, playful, and equipped with exactly the right amount of attitude for someone who has already survived a near-death experience before reaching kindergarten. She’ll happily curl up beside you, supervise your affairs, and swat anything within range that appears to require correction. Face it, tiger: you just hit the jackpot.

Peter & MJ will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and spayed/neutered. While they can technically be adopted separately, breaking them up feels like the kind of decision that creates a villain origin story - and frankly, we’ve had enough of those.