Meet more PITTENS!

Found navigating kittenhood with the same chaotic energy as an understaffed trauma unit at 2 a.m., this four-piece emergency response team has already mastered the core principles of survival: scream first, climb second, and absolutely never process emotions in a timely manner. Now they’re looking for permanent placement with humans capable of handling high-intensity affection, questionable decision-making, and an alarming level of eye contact.

YOCLAWNDA GARCIA: Sharp, fearless, and operating with the confidence of someone who absolutely will challenge authority if she feels the protocol is weak, Yoclawnda approaches every toy, tunnel, and climbing surface like a high-stakes procedure. She is intensely smart, slightly terrifying, and deeply committed to being right.

MATEO FLIAZ: Equal parts charm and chaos, Mateo has never encountered a situation he couldn’t improve by launching himself into it at full speed. Endlessly social and aggressively optimistic, he treats every guest like a lifelong friend and every room like it was designed specifically for his entrance.

MEL KLING: Dryly observant and quietly unhinged in a way that sneaks up on you, Mel gives the impression she’s clocked everyone’s issues within seconds of arrival and chosen not to comment out of professionalism. Affection from her feels earned, which only makes it more addictive.

MICHAEL “ROBBY” RABINOSCRITCH: Steady, competent, and running entirely on instinct and adrenaline, Robby carries himself like the exhausted but beloved older brother of the litter. He breaks up fights, checks on everyone else first, and somehow still finds time to collapse dramatically into your lap like a man one emotionally loaded hallway conversation away from burnout.

The Pittens will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, dewormed, flea-treated, FIV/FeLV tested, and spayed/neutered.