Meet PRINCE FURDRICH OF PURRUSSIA!

A long-haired colorpoint of indisputable refinement, Prince Furdrich possesses the kind of effortless composure that suggests good breeding, excellent judgment, and a lifetime of never having to audition for approval. He does not seek attention; attention, having good sense, finds him on its own.

Reserved without being distant and gentle without being dull, Prince Furdrich moves through the world with the calm assurance of someone who is objectively superior in all the ways that actually matter. He offers affection thoughtfully, receives it graciously, and conducts himself with a level of emotional regulation that would put most adults on notice. His purr is steady, his gaze attentive, and his presence unmistakably reassuring, like a perfectly tailored coat or a very good decision you never regret making.

True to his noble station, Prince Furdrich does not traffic in chaos, emotional volatility, or grand romantic gestures designed to impress strangers. He is the companion your mother would adore, your friends would trust immediately, and you would realize - quietly, several weeks in - has improved your quality of life in concrete, measurable ways. He is not the dramatic option; he is the one that ages well. In short, he is for the discerning adopter who understands that passion fades, but excellence compounds.

The season for formal introductions opens February 7 and Prince Furdrich will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea-treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and neutered. Discretion, punctuality, and serious intentions are strongly advised.

Please note: Following the polite dissolution of his arrangement with Daphne, Prince Furdrich is presently entertaining courtships with Alanis Morhissette, Amy Winemouse, and Violet Evfurgarden - proof that discernment, not haste, guides his affections. Preference will therefore be given to adopters interested in welcoming him alongside one of these chosen companions, as solitary rule is beneath him