Meet PURRCILLA PRESLEY!

Found wandering the streets of Azusa alone at just five weeks old, Purrcilla had apparently been left to navigate the world at an age when she should have been concerned primarily with nursing, napping, and terrorizing her littermates. Fortunately, a kindhearted UPS driver spotted the flooftastic tortoiseshell while making his rounds and ushered her to safety, effectively ending her brief and deeply inappropriate experiment with independent living.

Like her namesake, Purrcilla is tiny, dark-haired, preposterously beautiful, and alarmingly young to have already acquired a backstory involving strange men and consequential life decisions. Fortunately, this version involves no international courtship nor does it culminate in her parents agreeing to let her move into Graceland.

Indeed, unlike Priscilla, Purrcilla will not be spending her formative years quietly conforming herself to the preferences of a much older man. She has preferences of her own - many of them, in fact - and intends to articulate each at considerable volume.

Aggressively affectionate and spectacularly vocal, Purrcilla does not wait to be invited into your personal space; she annexes it. She expects to be held, kissed, admired, carried, and regularly reassured that she remains the most important creature in the building.

There will be no sitting decoratively at home while somebody else gets top billing, no carefully cultivated silence, and certainly no waiting patiently for The King to return. Purrcilla has already grasped what took her namesake considerably longer to establish: she is perfectly capable of being the main character.

Purrcilla is vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and spayed.