The Purretty Little Liars
Update: adoption pending for Noel, Caleb, Ezra, & Alison!
Meet NOEL CLAWN, CALEB RIVFURS, EZRA FUZZ, ALISON DiLAURENTHISS, & ARIA MEWNTGOMERY!
Rescued from the euthanasia list at Orange County Animal Control, these five tiny residents of Rosewood have already survived one plot twist considerably darker than anything we had planned for their first season. Now safely in foster care, they have turned their attention to more conventional Rosewood pursuits: keeping secrets, making terrible decisions, implicating one another in minor crimes, and receiving increasingly hostile messages about the whereabouts of the Churu.
NOEL CLAWN: Charming, confident, and perpetually one scene away from becoming a person of interest, Noel has perfected the Rosewood tradition of appearing at precisely the wrong moment while looking spectacularly guilty. He is playful, outgoing, and almost certainly innocent of whatever just happened. Almost certainly. Nobody in this town gets the benefit of the doubt.
CALEB RIVFURS: Clever, cool, and equipped with a penetrating blue-eyed stare that suggests he has already hacked your phone, Caleb is the one you call when your secrets have become technologically inconvenient. He is affectionate, resourceful, and considerably more trustworthy than almost everyone else in Rosewood, although that is roughly equivalent to being the least corrupt person in a prison yard.
EZRA FUZZ: Handsome, literary, and considerably fuzzier than his namesake, Ezra has the tousled good looks of someone who would absolutely be sitting alone in a coffee shop reading something pretentious if cats drank espresso. He is charming, affectionate, and quietly observant, but unlike the original Ezra, this one has never pursued a sexual relationship with an underage student. The bar in Rosewood is apparently underground, but we are pleased to report that Ezra Fuzz has cleared it.
ALISON DiLAURENTHISS: Beautiful, charismatic, and already wielding an inappropriate amount of influence over everyone around her, Alison has the unnerving composure of someone who knows exactly what you did and is simply waiting until disclosure causes maximum damage. She is charming, confident, and impossible to ignore. Whether she is actually missing, presumed dead, or quietly watching you from behind the sofa remains one of Rosewood’s many open investigations.
ARIA MEWNTGOMERY: Curious, expressive, and constitutionally incapable of minding her own business, Aria has the soulful gaze of someone concealing an enormous secret and the confidence of someone certain she can lie her way out of it. She is affectionate, adventurous, and frequently discovered somewhere she has absolutely no legitimate reason to be — although in Rosewood, this is less a red flag than a prerequisite for residency.
The Purretty Little Liars will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and spayed/neutered. As always, priority will be given to adopters looking to adopt a pair.
The Purretty
Little Liars
Update: adoption pending for Noel, Caleb, Ezra, & Alison!
Meet NOEL CLAWN, CALEB RIVFURS, EZRA FUZZ, ALISON DiLAURENTHISS, & ARIA MEWNTGOMERY!
Rescued from the euthanasia list at Orange County Animal Control, these five tiny residents of Rosewood have already survived one plot twist considerably darker than anything we had planned for their first season. Now safely in foster care, they have turned their attention to more conventional Rosewood pursuits: keeping secrets, making terrible decisions, implicating one another in minor crimes, and receiving increasingly hostile messages about the whereabouts of the Churu.
NOEL CLAWN: Charming, confident, and perpetually one scene away from becoming a person of interest, Noel has perfected the Rosewood tradition of appearing at precisely the wrong moment while looking spectacularly guilty. He is playful, outgoing, and almost certainly innocent of whatever just happened. Almost certainly. Nobody in this town gets the benefit of the doubt.
CALEB RIVFURS: Clever, cool, and equipped with a penetrating blue-eyed stare that suggests he has already hacked your phone, Caleb is the one you call when your secrets have become technologically inconvenient. He is affectionate, resourceful, and considerably more trustworthy than almost everyone else in Rosewood, although that is roughly equivalent to being the least corrupt person in a prison yard.
EZRA FUZZ: Handsome, literary, and considerably fuzzier than his namesake, Ezra has the tousled good looks of someone who would absolutely be sitting alone in a coffee shop reading something pretentious if cats drank espresso. He is charming, affectionate, and quietly observant, but unlike the original Ezra, this one has never pursued a sexual relationship with an underage student. The bar in Rosewood is apparently underground, but we are pleased to report that Ezra Fuzz has cleared it.
ALISON DiLAURENTHISS: Beautiful, charismatic, and already wielding an inappropriate amount of influence over everyone around her, Alison has the unnerving composure of someone who knows exactly what you did and is simply waiting until disclosure causes maximum damage. She is charming, confident, and impossible to ignore. Whether she is actually missing, presumed dead, or quietly watching you from behind the sofa remains one of Rosewood’s many open investigations.
ARIA MEWNTGOMERY: Curious, expressive, and constitutionally incapable of minding her own business, Aria has the soulful gaze of someone concealing an enormous secret and the confidence of someone certain she can lie her way out of it. She is affectionate, adventurous, and frequently discovered somewhere she has absolutely no legitimate reason to be — although in Rosewood, this is less a red flag than a prerequisite for residency.
The Purretty Little Liars will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and spayed/neutered. As always, priority will be given to adopters looking to adopt a pair.