Meet ROBERT REDFURD & PAUL MEWMAN!

Rescued from a pile of junk near the Santa Monica Busway before Hollywood could option their life rights, these two devastatingly handsome boys began their careers in circumstances considerably less glamorous than the legends for whom they are named. Born outdoors to a feral mom and raised among scrap metal and discarded furniture, they have since completed one of the more successful reinventions in entertainment history.

ROBERT REDFURD:
Much like his namesake, Robert possesses the sort of effortless star power that makes everything look easy. Elegant, intelligent, and almost offensively photogenic, he carries himself with the relaxed confidence of someone who knows he could leave the industry tomorrow and still be considered an icon. Whether he’s lounging in a sunbeam or casually appearing in the background of every photograph, Robert has mastered the art of stealing scenes without appearing to try.

PAUL MEWMAN:
If Robert specializes in understated charisma, Paul has chosen a more direct approach. Like the actor for whom he is named, he possesses the kind of face that makes people lose track of what they were talking about. Ridiculously handsome, endlessly charismatic, and gifted with eyes that seem specifically engineered to secure favorable outcomes, he moves through life with the confidence of an individual accustomed to receiving top billing. If there is a room available, Paul assumes he is the star of it.; if there is attention available, he assumes it belongs to him. So far, he appears to be right.

Together, they possess the sort of chemistry that studio executives spend hundreds of millions of dollars unsuccessfully attempting to manufacture, such that separating them would be akin to breaking up one of Hollywood’s great partnerships: technically possible, perhaps, but difficult to justify and likely to generate widespread criticism. As a result, they are available ONLY as a pair. Robert and Paul will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and neutered.