Meet ROSS YELLER!

Now that the rest of the cast has officially cleared out - Phoebe ascended to a higher plane, Joey followed the snacks, Mewnica upgraded to a more efficiently run household, and Rachel executed a perfectly timed, mildly self-serving exit - Chandler and Ross have been left to carry the series on their own. And somehow, against all odds, it works! What remains is a tightly bonded, questionably well-regulated, co-dependent partnership that has distilled the entire show down to its purest elements.

Intense, curious, and deeply committed to narrating his own life like a nature documentary no one asked for, Ross approaches every crinkle, shadow, and suspicious dust particle as if it’s a groundbreaking discovery, loudly announcing his findings while Chandler watches with a mix of concern and opportunistic enthusiasm.

Separately, they are delightful. Together, they are a fully immersive experience. Ross investigates; Chandler interferes. Ross escalates; Chandler improvises. They chase, tumble, recalibrate, and collapse into synchronized purring like two overworked interns who accidentally became best friends.

Looking to add a little chaos, a lot of commentary, and highly committed friendship to your household? Ross is vaccinated, microchipped, flea-treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, neutered and would love to go home with his best friend Chandler.