Meet SASHA ROKLAWV & JOANNE TRILLIAMS!

Born indoors after a Good Samaritan took their pregnant, stray mother off the streets of Palmdale, these two outrageously adorable siblings are named after characters from Nobody Wants This, a title that could hardly be less appropriate. After all, with their devastating good looks, irresistible personalities, and complete disregard for personal boundaries, we’re fairly certain that nearly everybody is going to want this. The only real question is whether their prospective adopters are emotionally prepared for the level of commitment these two expect.

JOANNE TRILLIAMS: Named after the charming, outspoken podcast host whose romantic entanglements provide much of the show’s chaos, Joanne is a delightful little girl with an engaging personality and considerably more restraint than her brother. Although initially a touch more reserved, she’s genuinely friendly and affectionate, with the sort of effortless appeal that makes people fall in love before they’ve had an opportunity to consider the consequences. Like her television counterpart, Joanne appreciates attention and emotional availability, although she has considerably fewer existential concerns about commitment and absolutely no interest in discussing them on a podcast. While Sasha is busy demanding reassurance that everyone still loves him, Joanne is perfectly content to accept their affection without turning the interaction into a six-part series about attachment styles.

SASHA ROKLAWV: An outrageously affectionate, spectacularly vocal little extrovert, Sasha possesses all the social finesse of his television counterpart, which is to say absolutely none. Like the lovable, chronically inappropriate Roklov brother, Sasha has never encountered a stranger he didn’t immediately consider his closest confidant, and his understanding of personal boundaries is roughly equivalent to that of a drunk man at a wedding reception. He demands constant companionship, communicates his grievances at a volume ordinarily reserved for emergency broadcasts, and considers being left alone an act of emotional abandonment. Fortunately, his aggressive affection and irresistible charm make it nearly impossible to hold his complete lack of self-awareness against him.

Sasha and Joanne will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, spayed/neutered, and ideally together.