Meet the cast of SCHITTEN'S CREEK!

Found outdoors in Torrance after what can only be described as a catastrophic collapse in generational wealth, these four kittens arrived with big personalities, questionable survival skills, and the unmistakable energy of individuals who were absolutely convinced someone else was handling the logistics.

ROLAND SCHITTEN: Much like his namesake, Roland possesses an astonishing level of confidence unsupported by any obvious qualifications. Friendly, intrusive, and incapable of respecting boundaries, he assumes every lap and snack are his, and every closed door is a personal challenge. Against all logic, his relentless charm eventually wins everyone over.

STRAYVID ROSE: Charismatic, expressive, and possessing an unwavering conviction that he is moments away from becoming an international sensation, Strayvid turns every ordinary activity into a performance. Whether he’s dramatically chasing a toy mouse or announcing the arrival of dinner with an operatic solo, he lives life as though an audience is always present.

PAWNNY ROSE: Earnest, steady, and with the quiet dignity of a man trying very hard to pretend everything is under control, Pawnny approaches kittenhood like a small-business owner rebuilding after financial ruin. He is sweet, dependable, charming, and occasionally baffled by the chaos around him, but he always shows up with heart, loyalty, and the firm belief that his fortunes can still be turned around.

ALEXHISS ROSE: Elegant, dramatic, and fully committed to treating everyday inconveniences as personal catastrophes, Alexhiss carries the energy of someone who has just discovered there are no artisanal skincare products in the motel gift shop. Beneath the theatrics, however, is a deeply affectionate kitten who bonds fiercely with her people and expects to be adored at all times.

The Schittens are vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and spayed/neutered.