Spotted: One Upper East Side socialite whose entire friend group has disappeared into luxury condos while she somehow remains available.

Meet SERENA VAN FUR WOODSEN!

Born to a single mother in San Bernardino - a detail she’d prefer be buried deeper than Gossip Girl’s original server - Serena has watched Blair Clawldorf and Dan Humpfurry depart for their happily-ever-afters, leaving her as the last member of this scandalous little trio still awaiting her chauffeured ride to a forever home.

Much like her namesake, Serena possesses an almost supernatural ability to insert herself into the middle of absolutely everyone else’s business while looking so effortlessly gorgeous that nobody can bring themselves to object. She’ll invite herself into your lap, supervise your Zoom calls, inspect your grocery bags, charm every guest who crosses your threshold, and somehow convince each of them they’re her favorite. Rules have always struck her as more of a suggestion than a requirement.

Serena has fully entered her It Girl era now. She is absurdly friendly, endlessly outgoing, and so self-assured you’d swear her name was already on the deed. She doesn’t “warm up” to new people because, as far as she's concerned, there has never been such a thing as a stranger - only admirers who haven't had the privilege of meeting her yet. Draped in flawless white fur with luminous golden eyes, she moves through life with the effortless confidence of someone who’s never once questioned whether she belongs in the room.

She does. It’s her room now.

If Serena were human, she’d accidentally steal your boyfriend, become best friends with your mother, get accepted to Yale despite forgetting to apply, disappear to Europe for the summer, and still somehow have everyone insisting she's impossible to dislike.

Serena is vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and spayed.

XOXO,

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