The Shrinking Kittens
Meet the SHRINKING litter!
Rescued from euthanasia at just four weeks old, these six kittens arrived so dangerously underweight that they were, quite literally, shrinking. Fortunately, unlike the adults on their namesake show, their problems could be solved with food, medical care, and not allowing anyone to make life-altering decisions while emotionally compromised. Now healthy and thriving, they're ready to help their future adopters process some feelings.
PAWL RHOADES: Wise, patient, and carrying himself with the calm authority of someone who has seen every possible form of nonsense before, Pawl prefers observation over drama. While the others are busy creating problems, he's quietly judging them from a comfortable chair.
BRIAN CLAWRENZO: Dramatic, expressive, and gifted with the rare ability to turn even minor inconveniences into a full production, Brian experiences life at maximum volume. Every toy is the greatest toy ever invented. Every meal is a spiritual experience. Every closed door is a personal betrayal.
TABBY EVANS: Warm, emotionally intelligent, and somehow functioning as the responsible adult despite being surrounded by complete chaos, Tabby possesses an almost supernatural ability to make everyone around her feel better. She is sweet without being naive, patient without being boring, and frequently finds herself cleaning up messes she did not create.
LIZ HISSHOP: Sharp, intimidating, and fully capable of delivering emotional truth whether you requested it or not, Liz has the energy of a kitten who already knows exactly what's wrong with everyone around her. Fortunately, she's also fiercely loyal, deeply loving, and usually correct.
Ready to begin your healing journey with a licensed professional chaos gremlin or two? The Shrinking kittens will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and spayed/neutered.



