Meet SPENCER STRACY!

Rescued from a colony in East L.A. alongside his glamorous sister, Audrey Hepurrn, and a brother who arrived so critically ill he didn't survive 24 hours, Spencer has since made a recovery worthy of a classic Hollywood comeback. Having successfully escaped a future of dodging cars, surviving on whatever he could find, and pretending the colony was an artistic choice, he’s now searching for a forever home better suited to someone of his obvious star quality.

Like his namesake, Spencer carries himself with effortless sophistication. Impeccably dressed in a snowshoe tuxedo that looks custom-tailored for awards season, he has the timeless elegance of a leading man from Hollywood’s golden age. The only significant departure from Spencer Tracy’s appearance is that this Spencer is so profoundly cross-eyed it often seems he’s simultaneously making eye contact with you, the wall behind you, and a parallel universe where dinner was served five minutes earlier.

Fortunately, what his eyes lack in directional consensus his personality more than compensates for. Sweet, playful, and endlessly curious, Spencer approaches life with the confidence of someone who has never once questioned whether he knows exactly what’s going on. He doesn’t. But he looks fantastic while investigating the wrong thing entirely.

If you’ve been searching for a kitten with old-Hollywood charm, impeccable formalwear, and a gaze that refuses to be constrained by conventional geometry, Spencer Stracy is ready for his close-up and is vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and neutered.