Meet the cast of SUMMER MEOWSE!

Rescued before their group chat could fully implode and after what appears to have been several consecutive weekends of emotionally charged nonsense, this six-piece ensemble arrived with the energy of a Hamptons share house where no one is communicating effectively but everyone is somehow still flirting. Equal parts chaos, attachment issues, and aggressively curated main-character energy, they're on a mission to secure permanent housing with humans emotionally equipped to handle this level of personality.

WEST TRILLSON: Golden-retriever-coded and emotionally available to a fault, West is the kind of kitten who falls in love with every person he meets within thirty seconds.

AMANDA CATULA: Soft-eyed, stylish, and permanently one minor inconvenience away from announcing she “just needs space,” Amanda specializes in looking delicate while quietly running the entire operation.

CARL RADCLAW: Tall, handsome, and carrying the cautious emotional energy of a man who’s spent at least one summer “working on himself,” Carl is a reformed chaos merchant turned sensitive lap kitten.

JESSE CLAWLOMON: Easygoing, magnetic, and fueled by the unwavering belief that things will probably work out somehow, Jesse coasts through life on charm, impulsive humor, and the kind of conviction that turns even objectively bad ideas into group activities.

The Summer Meowse kittens will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and spayed/neutere