Meet KENDALL, ROMAN, CONNOR, & SHIV GRRROY!

Rescued from the streets of Garden Grove, these four extravagantly fluffy heirs to the Waystar Grrroyco empire have traded life in the gutter for a front-row seat at the family bloodbath. With Logan conspicuously absent, the siblings are embroiled in a vicious struggle for control of the cat tree, complete with backroom deals, hostile takeovers, and allegations of a massive cover-up in the litter box. Now that the board has lost confidence and shareholders have threatened litigation, it’s only a matter of time before somebody’s playing Boar on the Floor. In short, these are not serious kittens.

KENDALL: The self-appointed heir apparent, Kendall is an impossibly handsome floof with grand ambitions and absolutely no discernible executive experience. Desperate for affection and convinced that every available lap rightfully belongs to him, he alternates between orchestrating elaborate coups against his siblings and demanding reassurance that he remains everyone’s favorite. He’s the eldest boy, damn it, and if securing what is rightfully his requires rapping “L to the OG” before a roomful of horrified shareholders, so be it.

ROMAN: The family’s resident provocateur, Roman is an irreverent little degenerate with an impressive disregard for authority and the impulse control of a drunken billionaire. Whether ambushing unsuspecting littermates, launching himself off furniture, or initiating wildly inappropriate physical contact with anyone within reach, he approaches every catastrophe with the confidence of someone who has never experienced a meaningful consequence. Beneath the outrageous behavior, however, is an affectionate little troublemaker who would very much like to be held, provided nobody makes a big deal about it.

CONNOR: Blissfully detached from reality and the family’s increasingly hostile power struggles, Connor is a charming little eccentric whose ambitions rarely extend beyond securing a comfortable lap, an uninterrupted nap, and perhaps a modest estate in New Mexico. While his siblings are busy plotting coups and betraying one another, he prefers to pursue his own peculiar interests, occasionally emerging to demand snacks, affection, or recognition for accomplishments nobody remembers. He would also like everyone to know that he was interested in politics from a very young age.

SHIV: The family’s only daughter, Shiv is a gorgeous little schemer who has already mastered the art of getting precisely what she wants without appearing to ask for anything. Armed with an irresistible face, an extravagant coat, and a remarkable talent for charming unsuspecting humans, she can transition from affectionate little angel to ruthless toy monopolist without so much as disturbing a whisker. Her brothers may be fighting over the throne, but Shiv has quietly secured the warmest bed in the house.

The Grrroys are will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested and spayed/neutered.