Meet TOMCAT HANKS!

Rescued from Bakersfield and transported to Los Angeles in pursuit of better opportunities, Tomcat has already completed the classic California migration from obscure Central Valley beginnings to universally beloved leading man.

And honestly, the casting is impeccable.

Like his namesake, Tomcat possesses the almost suspicious ability to be liked by absolutely everyone. Humans like him. Cats like him. Even people who insist they “aren’t really cat people” will presumably meet him and begin quietly revising their entire position. Sweet, playful, and preposterously charming, he is so fundamentally agreeable that finding someone willing to say something bad about him would require an investigative journalist, several anonymous sources, and a fairly aggressive interpretation of the facts.

All of which might make Tomcat sound unusually easygoing - and he is - provided nobody mistakes easygoing for quiet.

Tomcat has thoughts. He has follow-up thoughts. He has notes on your thoughts. Given sufficient time, he will circle back, provide additional context, and open the floor for questions he fully intends to answer himself. Whether requesting dinner, attention, access to a room, or merely formal acknowledgment that he has entered it, Tomcat communicates with the confidence of a man who has won multiple Academy Awards and assumes, correctly, that everyone wants to hear what he has to say.

Fortunately, he has the charisma to sustain the monologue. Exceptionally social and deeply affectionate, Tomcat is happiest in the middle of whatever is happening, preferably with an audience and absolutely with company. Think less Cast Away and considerably more A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood. Solitude is simply not part of his artistic vision, a position he would be delighted to defend at considerable length.

Tomcat will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and neutered.