Meet BIANCA PAWRCLAY, WEDNESDAY CADDAMS, ENID SINCLAWR, & TYLER GALPURRN!

Rescued from a colony in Lawndale, these four tiny outcasts have traded life outdoors for our considerably less homicidal version of Nevermore - and are now seeking permanent placement among the normies.

BIANCA PAWRCLAY: Like Bianca Barclay, Bianca has the face, confidence, and unnerving certainty of someone who has never wondered whether she belongs at the center of the story. Glamorous, self-possessed, and spectacularly fluffy, she doesn’t need siren powers to get what she wants. She simply looks at you until you surrender the Churu. Frankly, it’s more efficient.

WEDNESDAY CADDAMS: Wednesday shares her namesake’s penetrating stare and general suspicion that excessive enthusiasm is a character defect. Beneath all that judgmental floof, however, is a sweet, playful girl - although she would appreciate your discretion on that point. She has a reputation to maintain and no interest in becoming the emotional center of some nauseatingly wholesome family narrative. Unfortunately for her, that is precisely where this is headed.

ENID SINCLAWR: Every Wednesday requires an Enid, largely because without one the entire enterprise would collapse under the weight of its own morbidity. Friendly, spirited, and considerably better adjusted than most Nevermore residents, Enid approaches life with enthusiasm rather than existential dread. She is outgoing and ready to become your best friend with an efficiency Wednesday would find deeply embarrassing.

TYLER GALPURRN: Tyler is handsome, charming, and seemingly innocent, which anyone familiar with Wednesday will recognize as an excellent reason to keep one eye open. Fortunately, this Tyler’s dark alter ego appears limited to zoomies, ambushes from behind furniture, and occasional acts of violence against defenseless toy mice. No Hydes have been detected. Yet.

The Wednesday kittens are vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and spayed/neutered.