The West LA Rejects
Update: adoption pending for Walt!
Meet WALT HISSNEY, OPRAH WINFLEA, STEVEN SPIELPURRG, J. K. HOWLING, and CONAN O’CRYIN’!
Rejected by West LA Shelter - the finder was told to return them to the streets - these five now join a distinguished tradition of future stars dismissed by institutions demonstrating catastrophically poor judgment. Because these kittens aren’t merely friendly - they are absurdly social, shamelessly cuddly, relentlessly vocal little celebrities who cannot fathom how anyone failed to recognize their talent.
WALT HISSNEY: Like Walt Disney, who was fired from the Kansas City Star for a lack of imagination, kitten Walt responded to rejection by building an empire - his currently consists of every available lap. Charismatic, cuddly, and loudly ambitious, he already considers himself the happiest kitten on Earth.
OPRAH WINFLEA: Like Oprah Winfrey, once removed from her position as a Baltimore news-anchor, this Oprah has the charisma of someone destined for a much larger audience. She loves EVERYBODY, demands conversation, and would like YOU to have a cuddle, and YOU to have a cuddle, and EVERYBODY TO HAVE A CUDDLE.
STEVEN SPIELPURRG: Like Steven Spielberg, repeatedly denied admission to USC’s film school, Steven the kitten has emerged with undeniable star power and a flair for the dramatic. Ridiculously affectionate and exceptionally vocal, he can turn an empty food bowl into a feature-length production.
J. K. HOWLING: Like J. K. Rowling, rejected by publisher after publisher, our J. K. refuses to let one gatekeeper determine her story. Unlike her namesake, however, she believes everyone belongs; her only objectionable opinions concern insufficient snuggles and closed doors.
CONAN O’CRYIN’: Like Conan O’Brien, famously pushed out of NBC’s Tonight Show, Conan responded to rejection by becoming louder, funnier, and impossible to ignore. Gregarious, outrageously affectionate, and born to perform, he needs neither a desk nor a network to hold an audience.
The West LA rejects are vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and spayed/neutered.
The West LA Rejects
Update: adoption pending for Walt!
Meet WALT HISSNEY, OPRAH WINFLEA, STEVEN SPIELPURRG, J. K. HOWLING, and CONAN O’CRYIN’!
Rejected by West LA Shelter - the finder was told to return them to the streets - these five now join a distinguished tradition of future stars dismissed by institutions demonstrating catastrophically poor judgment. Because these kittens aren’t merely friendly - they are absurdly social, shamelessly cuddly, relentlessly vocal little celebrities who cannot fathom how anyone failed to recognize their talent.
WALT HISSNEY: Like Walt Disney, who was fired from the Kansas City Star for a lack of imagination, kitten Walt responded to rejection by building an empire - his currently consists of every available lap. Charismatic, cuddly, and loudly ambitious, he already considers himself the happiest kitten on Earth.
OPRAH WINFLEA: Like Oprah Winfrey, once removed from her position as a Baltimore news-anchor, this Oprah has the charisma of someone destined for a much larger audience. She loves EVERYBODY, demands conversation, and would like YOU to have a cuddle, and YOU to have a cuddle, and EVERYBODY TO HAVE A CUDDLE.
STEVEN SPIELPURRG: Like Steven Spielberg, repeatedly denied admission to USC’s film school, Steven the kitten has emerged with undeniable star power and a flair for the dramatic. Ridiculously affectionate and exceptionally vocal, he can turn an empty food bowl into a feature-length production.
J. K. HOWLING: Like J. K. Rowling, rejected by publisher after publisher, our J. K. refuses to let one gatekeeper determine her story. Unlike her namesake, however, she believes everyone belongs; her only objectionable opinions concern insufficient snuggles and closed doors.
CONAN O’CRYIN’: Like Conan O’Brien, famously pushed out of NBC’s Tonight Show, Conan responded to rejection by becoming louder, funnier, and impossible to ignore. Gregarious, outrageously affectionate, and born to perform, he needs neither a desk nor a network to hold an audience.
The West LA rejects are vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV negative, and spayed/neutered.