Meet WILLA FURREYRA!

Rescued from a colony in Garden Grove, this ridiculously gorgeous member of the Waystar Grrroyco universe has traded the indignities of street life for the considerably more promising prospect of living extravagantly on someone else’s dime. Having survived an upbringing that makes the Roy family’s dysfunction look almost aspirational, she’s developed philosophy: wealth should be inherited, labor should be outsourced, and anyone who suggests they earn their own living can piss off.

A breathtaking longhaired grey beauty, Willa shares her namesake’s pragmatic understanding that romance is lovely, but financial security is considerably more reliable. Having already endured the indignity of living outdoors, she has absolutely no intention of marrying for love when she could marry for central air conditioning, premium catering, and a home with excellent natural light. Like Connor Roy’s long-suffering wife, Willa is perfectly willing to indulge the delusions of an otherwise unremarkable human, provided the arrangement comes with sufficient material benefits. She may not have written a critically acclaimed Broadway play, but her enthusiastic performances with a feather wand suggest considerable theatrical promise, particularly when the audience is willing to provide dinner afterward.

Having escaped a life of poverty without the benefit of generational wealth, this aspiring member of the one percent is now seeking a permanent position in a household where her complete lack of qualifications will be generously overlooked. She offers beauty, companionship, and absolutely no meaningful contribution to the mortgage.

In short, she is not a serious kitten. But unlike the Roy children, she’s actually worth the investment. Willa will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested and spayed.