The Yellowjackitts
Update: adoption pending for Misty, Taissa, Van, & Travhiss!
Meet MISTY WIGGLY, TAISSA FURNER, NATALIE CATORCCIO, LOTTIE CATTHEWS, VAN PAWLMER, TRAVHISS MARTINEZ, & JEFF CLAWDECKI!
Rescued along with their mom from a colony on the Westside after their feeder was allegedly arrested, these seven suddenly found themselves without provisions, adult supervision, or any reliable indication of when civilization might return. Fortunately, their origin story involved considerably less cannibalism than Yellowjackets, although anyone who has ever watched seven kittens descend upon a plate of wet food knows the distinction is largely academic.
MISTY WIGGLY: Like Misty Quigley, Misty is cheerful, resourceful, intensely involved in everyone else’s business, and just unsettling enough that you should probably check whether the emergency transmitter is still where you left it. She would very much like to be useful. Whether you asked for help is irrelevant.
TAISSA FURNER: Ambitious, determined, and operating under the assumption that obstacles are merely things she hasn’t yet climbed, Taissa has leadership potential. Should you wake up to find her staring silently at you from across the room, however, maybe don’t ask questions.
NATALIE CATORCCIO: Natalie brings the rebel energy. Independent, cool, and considerably more perceptive than the people around her, she knows something weird is happening here and would appreciate it if everyone stopped pretending otherwise.
LOTTIE CATTHEWS: Lottie has seen things. What things? Impossible to say. But when she stares intently into an empty corner and then slowly turns toward you, remember that Yellowjackets has taught us not to dismiss the weird girl.
VAN PAWLMER: Funny, fearless, and apparently indestructible, Van approaches every catastrophe with the confidence of someone who has already survived several events that absolutely should have killed her.
TRAVHISS MARTINEZ: Handsome, athletic, and surrounded by an alarming amount of interpersonal drama, Travhiss would like everyone to calm down. History suggests they will not.
JEFF CLAWDECKI: Jeff may not always understand what the hell is happening, but he is committed to the team. Frankly, in this particular universe, uncomplicated loyalty may qualify as a superpower.
The Yellowjackitts will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and spayed/neutered.
No wilderness. No Antler Queen. No ritual sacrifice. Just seven tiny survivors looking for the considerably less complicated ending they deserve: permanent homes.
The Yellowjackitts
Update: adoption pending for Van & Travhiss!
Meet MISTY WIGGLY, TAISSA FURNER, NATALIE CATORCCIO, LOTTIE CATTHEWS, VAN PAWLMER, TRAVHISS MARTINEZ, & JEFF CLAWDECKI!
Rescued along with their mom from a colony on the Westside after their feeder was allegedly arrested, these seven suddenly found themselves without provisions, adult supervision, or any reliable indication of when civilization might return. Fortunately, their origin story involved considerably less cannibalism than Yellowjackets, although anyone who has ever watched seven kittens descend upon a plate of wet food knows the distinction is largely academic.
MISTY WIGGLY: Like Misty Quigley, Misty is cheerful, resourceful, intensely involved in everyone else’s business, and just unsettling enough that you should probably check whether the emergency transmitter is still where you left it. She would very much like to be useful. Whether you asked for help is irrelevant.
TAISSA FURNER: Ambitious, determined, and operating under the assumption that obstacles are merely things she hasn’t yet climbed, Taissa has leadership potential. Should you wake up to find her staring silently at you from across the room, however, maybe don’t ask questions.
NATALIE CATORCCIO: Natalie brings the rebel energy. Independent, cool, and considerably more perceptive than the people around her, she knows something weird is happening here and would appreciate it if everyone stopped pretending otherwise.
LOTTIE CATTHEWS: Lottie has seen things. What things? Impossible to say. But when she stares intently into an empty corner and then slowly turns toward you, remember that Yellowjackets has taught us not to dismiss the weird girl.
VAN PAWLMER: Funny, fearless, and apparently indestructible, Van approaches every catastrophe with the confidence of someone who has already survived several events that absolutely should have killed her.
TRAVHISS MARTINEZ: Handsome, athletic, and surrounded by an alarming amount of interpersonal drama, Travhiss would like everyone to calm down. History suggests they will not.
JEFF CLAWDECKI: Jeff may not always understand what the hell is happening, but he is committed to the team. Frankly, in this particular universe, uncomplicated loyalty may qualify as a superpower.
The Yellowjackitts will be delivered vaccinated, microchipped, flea treated, dewormed, FIV/FeLV tested, and spayed/neutered.
No wilderness. No Antler Queen. No ritual sacrifice. Just seven tiny survivors looking for the considerably less complicated ending they deserve: permanent homes.